Charlotte and Daniel commiserate about their fallen family and we learn that Victoria has been “sending postcards” from all over Europe.
Emily is alarmed to hear about Charlotte’s behavior and promises to make it better. Emily tells Jack that Nolan was wrong he looks nothing like a stripper in his new cop uniform! Jack spills some exposition about wanting to become a cop when Fauxmanda and Declan died, but couldn’t when he learned Em’s true identity…which is a direct contradiction of what actually aired, since Jack was indeed on the verge of assassinating Conrad when he learned that she was Amanda. We have The Nature Conservancy and the Harbor Committee, but no self-respecting Hamptons-based group or cause would use “Long Island” in their moniker, when “East End,” “Peconic” or “Hamptons” sounds so much classier. *Hamptons Authenticity Alert: Though the name is close to some existing orgs, there is no Long Island Harbor Conservancy. The phone rings Emily answers and it’s Victoria! They have a quick (but epic) verbal smackdown and Victoria is caught by Dr. They are going to be naming their new yacht at Emily’s Memorial Day party, where they hope to get rid of any bad press from the death of their skipper last year in a freak accident. Phyllis sits down, pouting, when we learn that her outburst earlier was all a ruse so Phyllis could swipe a phone from an orderly for Victoria.Įmily and Nolan chat with a married couple who run the Long Island Harbor Conservancy*. Victoria plays solitaire and receives a premonition about rain from a crazy old lady holding an umbrella. Charlotte hasn’t forgiven Jack for allegedly kidnapping her, and she makes some veiled threats and leaves. Charlotte is playing with Carl at the Stowaway when Jack rushes in, livid that she would take him out of daycare. Nolan commends Emily on solving a problem without a red pen. Emily offers to pay for the repairs and invites her to the Memorial Day party. An angry woman named Nancy rushes over to them and goes on a diatribe about tourists coming to the Hamptons during the summer and causing trouble. In Southampton Village (or a soundstage that kinda-sorta-not really looks like Southampton Village), Emily tries to drive a hot, white car with Nolan, but accidentally backs into the parked car behind her. Ben laughs and asks how many cops have gotten away with being detained for a Class B felony, explaining away the kidnapping bit. Ben asks Jack why he became a cop and he responds that he wanted to start a college fund for Carl and that he isn’t comfortable letting people get away with murder anymore. When Margaux says that Gideon is a better partner, Daniel bites his lip.Ī locker room. We learn that Daniel quit Voulez suddenly (probably because Gideon blackmailed him). Meanwhile, Margaux and Gideon are doing a photo shoot when Daniel drives up, making out with a model. Nolan asks her if there’s anything revenge-y in the works, but she shrugs and says she just wants to have a nice summer in the Hamptons. Emily has bought Grayson Manor (no doubt after reading that it was for sale in Behind the Hedges) and is redecorating while planning a posh party. The doctor is mildly impressed with Victoria’s positive attitude, and when a beautiful redhead walks in, Victoria notes to Phyllis that the woman has an “air of elegance.” Phyllis snaps at Victoria and attacks her, jealous. Ha! Fellow patient Phyllis takes Victoria’s hand and assures her things will get better. Miller that she’s realized that the only way to heal is to move on from her past and forgive those who have wronged her.
Victoria sits in group therapy, affirming to the creepy Dr. Now, Revenge Season 4, Episode 1: “Renaissance”…